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The sexual act in which the female is so unattractive that the male partner requires her to wear the sheet over her head, giving her the appearance of a ghost, as he munches upon her pink taco.
She would only go down on me if I returned the favor, but that bitch was so ugly, I had to resort to the Mexican Halloween.
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To relax. The venture of relaxing.
Papa Bear: Yo bitch, what're you doing for break?
Hoe: I'm going mexican, might visit some colleges. I might even try to catch a case of snow pussy over at Loon.
Papa Bear: Nice.
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poor mans (huevos y habas) eggs & beans
I'm so poor must eat mexican eggs.. take flour dough press into ball ( put yellow food color on top) some beans + 2 strips of mexican bacon Ole'... mexican eggs AKA huevos y habas.
PS I eat mexican eggs in my mexican motel con mucho gusto!
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A mexican, usually of the male persuasion, whom's penis is very small in circumference, reguardless of lenght. Also know as a pencil dick.
girl 1: You know that skinny mexican, Juan?
girl 2: Yeah, I know that pencil dick
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A horrible combination of the color brown and the worst mental condition possible. This is possibly the worst form of emo, for not only do they want to slit there wrists, they don't have enough money to buy a razor with wich they will spill there useless emo blood.
One day Juan was walking down the street. As always he was looking down at the ground, and he happened upon a penny. Without hessitation he leaped for the penny, only to accidentally nudge it just enough to send it down a nearby gutter. Upon realizing the penny was lost forever, he reached into his pocket only to find it empty, for he didn't even have enough money to buy a razor. Being unable to slit his worthless wrists, he jumped into the path of an oncoming car.
Juan, as you most likely figured out, was an emo-mexican.
(I have nothing against the mexican race, yet I am having a bit of a quarl with an emo-mexican, which is the reason for my entry.)
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card game that all mexicans like to play. In mexico they play mostly near liquor stores.
In Los Angles a maxican man walks into a liquor store and asks where is the game? another man points to sign on back wall. sign said. " Liquor up front mexican poker in rear "
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When having anal sex, the male pulls his penis out and the woman defecates all over the place.
"I was fucking this chick in the ass, and she pulled a mexican waitress, and now my sheets are permanently stained
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