three strike rule

When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.

I called off work today and told them "I struck out". I broke the three strike rule.

Three-Course-Dump

Step 1 (The Apootizer): This is the beginning of a shitty ride. This will be a light loosening of the spinky, and possibly even a log or two may drop. However you are simply preparing for the main course so remain pootient.

Step 2 (The main Poo-latter): Logs will be droppin’, spinkies will be poppin’. Things could get messy real quick. You might even want to invest in a deeper toilet bowl to avoid splash damage.

Step 3 (Dessert Deuces): Now that the main Poo-latter is over, its time to finish it off with a nice Crème Poolée. These logs will be nice and creamy, with a layer of crusty caramel glazed on top.

Bon appootit.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Yo Buhl watchu doin for the Super Bowl?

Big Cheesy: I’m taking a nice three-course-dump. In other words, I’m taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

TyrantulaSaurus Rex: Sweet so you’re telling me the New England Pootriots aren’t in it this year?

Big Cheesy: That’s right. I’m taking them with me too. Should be very pooleasant.

Three-cuddlesome

The act of cuddling in bed with multiple people at once, in a non-sexual manner.

"Bob layed in bed with Sally and Jill for hours last night. He said it was quite the three-cuddlesome."

tier three

An unobtainable goal set by management in hopes of getting its employees to jump through hoops

Let's make up a tier three bonus just to fuck with them