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A French artist who’s also very stupid
Why are you acting like a Milk Weed
A marijuana vaporizer cartridge and battery set designed mainly to be a portable, non-combustible use mechanism. Also known as a vape pen when not specific for cannabis.
“I don’t want the heavier smoke from a rolled joint, so please pass the filled weed pen so I can vape it.”
When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!
Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"
Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).
I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.
a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized
John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"
Take ketanin and smoke weed, so that you're a k hole, but it's a weed hole, and you can't move for like an hour or so, then you wake up with the most badass munchies and devour all the food that was meant to last you the whole festival
Hey chocolate medal guy, do you wanna do k-weed?
Obviously dude, stupid question!
guy 1 - That babe with the purple towel reading a book just sparked a blunt
guy 2 - Ayy she's fire! I love weed-nerds, I'm boutta walk over and spit some game
guy 1 - Nah guy, I got dibs hahah