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lying fart (also known as shart) is the process of your dumbass trusting your farts too much. a lying fart is when you fart and "accidentally" shit your pants. the lesson of the day is to never trust your farts
damnnnn... yesterday i had the WORST lying fart
A Curtis fart is the constant release of flatulence that occurs at regular intervals of 8 minutes which borderline tears holes in undergarments and clears rooms
A sub requirement is for poo to almost touch underwear
Can also be used as a replacement for terrible
you really Curtis farted that test
Or hey! Why are my pants brown?
Because you just Curtis farted your pants bro
A fart that makes you want a satsuma
The kind of fart that makes you want a satsuma. Jason's satsuma fart cleared enough space in his stomach for a small orange
A banana fart is when a guy is giving a girl anal and the girl happens to fart.
Eww did you just banana fart on my dick?
Oops sorry...
A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.
Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!
When you’re trying to hold a fart in, but it accidentally seeps out. When your bum hole gets hot and not knowing if its from sweat or trump heat- you finger it. Upon smelling your finger, and the end of your nose is covered in liquid cack: this is fart snot
Example: “oh shit Susan; I just farted and it felt wet”. *checks bumhole and smells*
Mucusy poo all over top lip - “oh Susan that’s definitely fart snot!”