Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
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A) someone who is always on facebook and joins every group their is and has over 1000 friends
B) someone who always talks about facebook or what they saw on facebook
I always see him on facebook he is a facebook all-star
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The German version of "Dot all the I's and cross all the T's." To make sure something is done in the proper manner, without even a minor or technical error.
During John Demjanjuk's trial for his infamous WWII-era war crimes, the prosecuting attorney had to make sure to dot all the umlauts in every motion he made before the court.
Umlaut
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Shoes that you are buying from a reseller that are new, come with everything from purchase (receipt, box, sticker, extra laces) etc.
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A Scottish expression or UK stating that a measurement is close to that of the desired.
One carpenter to another: Well there's next to fuck all difference between the length of these two.
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repeated flatulence without defecation
A:<fart>
B:"mate you need the toilet now!"
A:"i think you're right"
B:<comes back> "False alarm, it was all air, no gravy"
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The most amazing band. When they perform with Good Charlotte it takes things to the next level. You wont find anything like them and their music kicks ass.
1 person: What kind of music do you like?
2 person: All Time Low
Boy: Besides Good Charlotte, who is you second all time favorite?
Girl: All Time Low
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