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Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend
Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
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the act of performing intercourse with a woman.
That bitch titty fucker knock was amazing last night
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Someone possessing a level of giving zero fucks.
Hung out with Rick last night. That dude is one skunk hard mother fucker.
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motherfucker who always gets the best block combinations in Tetris!
Nate, you are one jive ass mother fucker!
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A person who feigns interest in you as a friend, or potential lover, or even an associate. However, in reality they do things that’s counter-productive to it becoming anything but that.
Usually cancelling dates, or being one-sided, not contributing their share on outings, etc.
Gregory: Hey man, what’s going on today? Want to have some drinks tonight and maybe go on a stroll?
Thom: Sure, I’m down...what time do you have in mind?
Gregory (2 hours later): Sorry I had something come up, so I can’t join you tonight. Enjoy Chicago!
Thom: You fake ass mother fucker!!
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Someone who is acting like a gay smartass.
Joe: It looks like he is saying kiss me kiss me.
Chris: Smart Ass mother fucker.
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(A phrase created by Steve Chambers during Senior Week 2007 in Ocean City, MD:)
(noun/adj): awkward, lazy, boring, creepy, dry, goofy, etc.
Valentine's a Slinky-Ass Mother Fucker!
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