Tiny Car Syndrome

what one experiences when looking for a parking space in a crowded lot, seeing an empty spot in the distance, only to find it filled by a tiny car, ie: Mini cooper, VW Beetle, Yugo, or the like.

A couple driving around for five minutes in a parking lot...

Girlfriend (points finger): Oh! there's one!

Boyfriend: Score!

Girlfriend: Aww damnit, it looked like an open spot.

Boyfriend: I know, that was a bad case of Tiny Car Syndrome.

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car sex 2

instead of a commentary of a man having sexual relationships with a car

it's a fanfiction reading about a girl having sex with a million dollar supercar.

pyrocynical never made car sex 2

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Koopa Clown Car

Bowsers rip off of Robotnics hover car

Bowser wanted to take over the world in his koopa clown car

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speed bump and cars

A game usually played in bed when one of the two (the car) will begin rolling over the partner who will in most cases keep their body straightened (the speed bump) while getting ran over. Sometimes the bump can grow arms and catch the car and cuddle and/or love passionately.

Meilina: Hey Dale guess what?!!?!?
Dale: What is it?
Meilina: SPEED BUMP AND CARS!!!
Dale: Dear God, you weigh as much as a car!

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car Carrier Truck

A Big Long Truck That Carrys Cars on it's truck to state to state that can hold up to many cars. it also Drops off cars to the dealership so people can buy them.

John works for the Car Carrier Truck System.

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one lone car

an amazing up and coming band from the St. Louis area. Once you hear them, you will want to hear them again and again and again.

MTV's Parental Control played One Lone Car's music the other day....

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Filipino Sports Car

Performing analingus on a quadroplegic midget who is suspended on cement blocks.

"So this tiny limbless chick hopped on some blocks and I have her the filipino sports car!"

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