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An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.
After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water
"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job
even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.
guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat
guy 2: cold toilet seat.
The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet
Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school
You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
Offensive word in Scottish slang.
You are a pure toilet roll, boggin Allan.
Inspired by "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" - The TV Show
Someone (usually careless coworker) who brutally abuses the bathroom/toilet. Especially dangerous if there is poor ventilation and/or poor flushing function or simply forgets to flush.
Leaves door open to fill the hallway with stench.
Therefore "Slaying the Toilet"
- Hey man,
I would not go out to the restroom for the next 40-45 minutes, just saw "Buffy The Toilet Slayer" come out of there
- Yeah thanks for the heads up! Buffy destroys that bathroom shamelessly like there is no tomorrow.
- I know right! He must have come down with that RAS - "Rotten Asshole Syndrome"
Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.
I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.