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"Wow, I love your skinny jeans!"
"They aren't skinny jeans.. They're my Mick Jagger pants!"
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I said pee pants do that dance do that dance of the pee e poop pants dance
What is bug juice beard man doing, oh that Kody Hill and I believe the quantomticular of the intellectual superior of that move is called the Pee Pants Dance
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Noun. Someone who has recently and unintentionally defecated on themselves, usually (although not exclusively) when under the influence of drugs.
Hey that last blunt and those shots really pushed Elijah over the edge! Is it true he shit himself?!
Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!
NAST!
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The ultimate ice breaker when meeting a woman.
<Woman> So...
<You> Yes...
<Woman> Um... heh.
<You> Hmm...
<Woman> So... what's your name?
<You> Heh heh..
<Woman> ... Excuse me, did you just pee your pants?
<You> Um, yeah.
<Woman> ... let's make out!
And the lesson is, children, you ain't cool... unless you pee your pants!
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Gray sweat pants jaggedly cut off at the knee, commonly worn around the house. However, sometimes seen in public places like the grocery store and Walmart.
A unique way of recycling old school sweat pants with the ugly elastic ankle bands into shorts.
"Those bilbo baggins pants look nice with your sport sandals"
"Why you go wearing bilbo baggins pants all the time?"
Pants that are worn by a lady when watching a particularly masculine event, that are condusive to some discreet pleasuring in the crotch region. Aka a little finger tap dancing
While watching her boyfriend's dad mow the lawn, she was glad she was wearing her finger friendly pants
Noun: Pants, usually jeans, that are so worn out from wear and tear that the knees are completely torn out, there's strips of denim hanging of of them, and the crotch is starting to rip. They get their name because they look like they should already be in the trash can.
Anna: Dude, you're still wearing your trash can pants? I thought you pitched them a long time ago!
Tom: Well, I think they're cool! It's my fashion statement!
Anna: Fashion statement my ass! You look like you've been dumpster diving!