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When a person or situation is absolutely cluster fucked.
A person with an loud, obnoxious car is a homo salad.
Salad Ass is an individual whom, for whatever reason is an effeminate male or a feminist hag. The term derived from "Nancy Boys" and manly overweight chicks during the summer of 1970 whereas they enjoyed "salad" over normal human food. These individuals were whiny, over sensitive salad asses who would protest anything at any given time. Precursors to today's leftist.
Hey will you shut the fuck up about that goddamn whole in the ozone layer? You're such a fucking "salad ass!"
When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.
Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".
Similar to StayTuned, its usage immediately identifies the user as a Douche. Here, however, the douche label is due to the pronunciation, not just the usage.
Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.
*At a pretentious hotel restaurant, on a pretentious terrace, looking at overpriced, pretentious salads*
Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....
Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.
Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.
when you have diarrhea and throw up at the same time
“Bro I just had dumpling salad!”
When a person's unruly haircut resembles that of a tossed salad.
It looks like you just woke up with that "Tossed Salad Head!"
to use a plunging motion or blasting motion with the tongue into the rectum
I saw some gay guy being salad blasted in the club bathroom