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When you're wearing a kilt and squat over someone's face, with your balls near their mouth, and then fart.
It's bad enough you tackled him, worse that you did it while wearing a kilt, but did you really need to give him the Earl's Delightful Tea Mask?
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my friends were all hanging out with a girl and she said she didnt mind tea bagging..and they couldn't wait for their turn and so they all scrambled to see how many "tea bags" they could fit into her mouth....she got up into the wrold records cause she fit seven! so legend records this event as the boston tea party!!
dude...weren't you one of the founding fathers at the boston tea party?! your famous! how did u do it?
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Being draped in the face with the funkiest taint or nut-sac around.
"Damn man you stink. You smell like you got GEORGE CLINTON TEA BAGGED!" This term is derived from teh mean streets of baltimore city.
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When a man with peni (more than one penis) resembling a swiss-army knife uses the comb component to straighten a girl's eyebrows while she tea bags him.
Chadwell: Hey Billiam, last night Sarah-Beth definitely swiss army tea bagged me.
Billiam: Why did she do that?
Chadwell: Because her eyebrows were all out of whack.
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A term used by people who don't know what things are called. Typically used in reference to a chai latte. Pretty Yummy
babegirl: Let's go get a chai tea latte?
Dudeman: What the fuck?
babegirl: Tea with milk...
Dudeman: Ah, a chai latte.
babegirl: Yep.
Dudeman: Sure.
///Goes to starbucks\\\
babegirl: One grande chai tea latte please.
Baristahomee: What the hell? Nope, no can do.
Dudeman: One grande chai latte, make it snappy.
Baristahomee: Sure thing bro, it'll be ready in a sec
babegirl: FUCK.
Dudeman+Baristahomee: Ha. Foo. Respect the english language
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The newest strain of covid19 that has originated from the United kingdom.
Y'all have heard of coronavirus now get ready for Yorkshire tea virus!
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When your sister/brother gets deep throated by a big black man
Give me and my family an Alabama tea party
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