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Nobody care about your zodiac sign
Yo shut up and go kick rocks Zodiac Sign K
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The need to shit so badly that you can't make it to a proper restroom and settle for a terrible restroom - like the worst of all... K-Mart.
Man, that Mexican food upset my stomach so bad that I couldn't make it home and I had to take a K-Mart shit.
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The guy in prison with the most "kooch"-like butt-hole. He is the most prized of all the inmates.
I'm about to spend a little time with the special k-man, you know what I'm sayin?
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When you bite a persons nipple with your K-9 teeth.
The K-9 Krunch makes my nipples feel good.
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Means you're making fun of someone from O block being killed.
Works for any other gang/block
e,g "Blood k" or "crip k" or "63rd k"
Quando: "Lul Timm killed King Von"
Kentrell: "lmao O block k"
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A K-mart combo, with a full-service grocery store, all open 24-7
One stop shopping at its best.
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A form of fried chicken created by Beatrice Middleton. Done by marinating the chicken in blueberry juice, thus imparting a blue color and sweet flavor. It is often eaten before Duke games to get into the mood to win. It was named after Duke basketball coach Mike "Coach K" Krzyzewski. Beatrice just happens to be friends with him being an alumnus of Duke herself.
Beatrice: Hey honey, are you hungry? I'm fixing you some Coach K Chicken. This is devilishly delicious!
Bryant: How do you make it? It looks like it tastes good.
Beatrice: You marinate the chicken in blueberry juice. It makes it sweet. Turns it a really pretty shade of blue, too. (screaming) GO BLUE DEVILS!
Coach K: Well if it isn't Beatrice Middleton herself. I hear you're making my chicken. I'm pretty hungry. The boys just had a big game. We smashed NC State good!
Beatrice: Okay, its almost done. (fries the chicken) Here, try this. See what you think of it.
(Coach K and Bryant try the chicken)
Bryant: Wow! This blueberry juice really pops. Its like a blueberry in my mouth.
Coach K: Good one, Beatrice! I haven't had this in a long time. I'm gonna have to teach the guys how to make this.
Beatrice: Well, if Coach K likes it, everyone will! This Gunny Granny sure can cook! Hey, there's a Duke game on. Let's take it in the living room, boys. This is going to be sweet. This is one kickin' chicken!
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