Girl scout cookies

Overpriced cookies sold by adolescent girls, known to have addictive qualities.

Girl Scout cookies are like a drug, once you start consuming them, you can’t stop.

7👍 5👎

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Euphemism for "life sucks."

Oh, I'm sorry your girlfriend broke up with you; I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

7👍 5👎

Milano Cookie Effect

The feeling that one SHOULD feel satisfied, but for some reason they don't feel satisfied. Similar feelings are evoked by watching anything on Netflix. On the surface it APPEARS like the real thing, but a little bit of analysis it is clearly fake.

Another stupid show on Netflix! Feels like the Milano Cookie Effect.

4👍 2👎

Sorbet Shark Cookie

An OBTAINABLE character on Cookie Run:Ovenbreak.

Sorbet Shark Cookie: OooOOOOooOoOoOOOooooOooOoOOooOoO

Me (Spinach Cookie): tf is he saying lel

4👍 2👎

Making cookie dough

This is the result of baby powder applied under the boobs on a hot day. The sweat mixes with the powder and the end product is a cookie-dough-like material.

"Damn girl...I shouldn't have put powder under my titties...it's hot and now I'm making cookie dough in my bra!"

6👍 4👎

batch o cookies

referring to a vagina, coming from the streets of Iowa.

I stuck my banana in yo mamas batch o cookies last night HOE!

6👍 4👎

paramus cookie

When a girls hair is tangled with a man's penis while giving a blowjob

I Paramus cookied Cody during the blowjob

3👍 30👎