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french couple

when the man is shorter than the woman in the relationship

someone: oh she’s in a french couple!

by banananananna6926 December 28, 2024


Chester French

Using one's tongue to floss betwixt another human's toes. Typically performed as pre-coital foreplay among incestuous peoples.

"YEEEEEE! Give 'er the ol' Chester French! Those toes are filthy..."

by Splorpy January 24, 2021


“Are you French?”

When someone says we (like wi wi in French) when they are not part of the current situation so you reply saying “are you French?”

“Are you French?” Meaning you are not involved with the situation

Bryan-Yo can we go get some food?

Marcus-Are you French, you are not coming with me.

by Appletree327 December 30, 2025


I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand February 28, 2016


French Necking

A slang word describing the combined acts of cunnilingus and felatio

But Father, we were only french necking.

by Froggy 181 February 8, 2019


French Pass

When smoking a cigarette with someone and you kiss them and pass a puff

Oh, did Pierre just give Collette a French pass?

by Navigate December 2, 2019


French Blastoise

When you're fucking your retarded girlfriend as she is giving birth to your retarded baby, you scream "BLASTOISE, USE WATER CANNON" and you jizz at sonic speed, cutting the umbilical cord of the baby whilst also impregnating the retard with a new baby. French efficiency!

I am saving the huwhite race by doing a back to back French Blastoise on my retarded hispanic on ze pooblique spaeze.

by Pokeboi Kamasutra April 2, 2018