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When a person is naughty/bad, Uncle Schnozz will come out of the woods and tickle he/her genitals.
Uncle Schnozz tickled his genitals yesterday!
When you really like someone so you take them hostage in your moms belly.
Man I really like James, I might show him my uncles meth
An Asian man with no self respect who perpetuates negative Asian stereotypes to gain approval from white people and western media.
He is usually self-loathing, wishes he was white, and self depreciates himself in order to gain acceptance from his white peers. He knows very little about his own culture and origins, preferring to parrot western stereotypes of his place of origin in order to score points with his white target audience.
Despite him selling his soul and dignity for popularity, he remains the butt of all jokes and will always be seen as a goofy sidekick and never as a main character.
His female equivalent is the Aunty Lu (Asian female who hates Asian men culture and simps for mid white men).
Famous examples include: Bobby Lee, Ken Jeong, Jimmy O. Yang
Ned is a Chinese-American Uncle Chan. He doesn’t speak mandarin and doesn’t eat Chinese food because he is ashamed of his heritage.
With his white friends, he makes jokes about his penis size, imitates a stereotypical Asian accent, and jokes about how he loves eating dog. This makes them laugh and makes them feel comfortable around him, but it doesn’t earn him any real respect.
He thinks that his self loathing humor will help him score white chicks. But it doesn’t, as it makes him unattractive as hell.
Don’t be like Ned, don’t be an Uncle Chan. Be proud of your culture’s 5000 years of history.
A short homosexual fat man who thinks driving luxury cars makes him look good when he just looks like a black smurf. And he thinks his bachelor medical degree makes him look successful when in reality he's a broke rapist. He also has a tendency of pointing out other's flaws when his are clearly the same or worse.
Duke uncle is a very annoying piece of shit that was fucked by Masud Uncle.
that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth
Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already
Used when an item of clothing it too wide and not long enough, commonly used on trousers.
I bought a pair of trousers online but they turned out to be Uncle Jamie size.