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Thomas

people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.

he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small

God: so how did you die?
Guy: i got killed by thomas

by Xeries July 22, 2024


Thomas

Thomas is a god tier person and he can make zeuz himself shit himself from laughter also he has a 7 inch cock

Hot girl: omg Thomas has such a huge dick

Another hot girl : Ik he blew my back out just last night

by Fatboi22 July 15, 2021


Thomas

literally the hottest guy alive like iโ€™m just gonna have to ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ weโ€™re married but he doesnโ€™t know it yet

thomas marry me pls

by notsomeoneyoushouldworryabout April 16, 2022


Thomas

Thomas is an amazing friend and someone you should always hang on too. Thomas brings comfort and so much laughter to your down days, he can help you through so much when you're at you're all time low. He makes your heart feel warm and whenever he messages you, you can't help but to smile and text back at the speed of light. He can make anyone smile when he walks into a room. Thomas is a strong-minded person and a tuff person, he's not an easy person to knock down and that's one of his best features he has. He's a person you can always count on and he'll always be there for you no matter what. Thomas is also a very handsome man; he has great hair and a nice voice; he gets all the ladies. Thomas is the true ladies' man. He'll give you fun cute nicknames and he'll also make you feel loved. Thomas would be an amazing partner that anyone would love to have, he'd be on the top 5 best partners list. He's very passionate about his hobbies and interests, when he talks about them, he lights up and is so happy to talk about what he likes, it's very cute to watch. Thomas is the best person you will ever meet, he's always so fun to talk too even though some of the conversations are questionable you will always enjoy having him around you. He's a sweetheart that everyone loves and someone you'll always want to hug and hug forever. You can be 100% that he gives the best hugs anyone can ask for. Thank you, Thomas, for everything you've done for me and many others, you truly are the best <3

Thomas will always be the best person and friend and partner anyone could ask for. I love you bb6<33

~FYNNSTER

by FYNNSTER November 27, 2021


Thomas

Thomas is one the best people you will ever meet. He's the best person to ever live and the besteist friend anyone can ask for. He's the type of person you can always go too when you're upset or having a bad day, he can make you smile and laugh for the stupidest things but you're always grateful to have him there with you. He'll do anything to make you smile and laugh, Thomas is someone you should hold on too because he is the best thing that will happen to you. No matter what you do, never let him go because if you do, you will regret letting go such an amazing such as Thomas. He's a very handsome and cute guy, he gets all the ladies and he has really nice hair and such a nice voice. Thomas is one of the sweetest and nicest people you will ever meet in this world. He has such a good heart and he's very strong minded. Nothing can knock him down and he likes a challenge from time to time. He cares a lot about his friends and he loves them very dearly. He would be the best partner anyone could ask for. You will have the weirdest conversations with him but no matter all that you'll always enjoy his company, he'll stick with you till the very end and he means it. He 100% gives the best hugs and once you hug him you can't stop. Thomas is such a wonderful person and he's the best daddy ever~ Thank you so much Thomas for everything you've done for me <3 I love you bb6

Thomas is the best friend anyone could ask for <33 -FYNNSTER

by FYNNSTER November 27, 2021


thomas

Man with unusually large penis (7-9 inches) He is the best looking man you will see and loves sports. He has big muscular lips and they are juicy. He is very tall and muscular and gets all the girls including me

Thomas is so sexy and smels good

by bigwhore666 November 8, 2018


Thomas

Heโ€™s a pedo

Thomas Kennedy pedopile touched little children brings them to his council house and sexually harasses them

by Oh no donโ€™t give me jokes November 22, 2021