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This man will literally give ou he larges erection known to man. The last time I saw him, I was almost as big as the statue of liberty, He is also known for being sexy to all, even men. He will make any male gay no matter if they are married or have a girl. If you see this man do not look into his eyes, for his dreamy eyes will cause you to get stuck in a dream where all you see is Arjun doing secks in your dog. I was able to escape once but, be very careful.
Did you see that man last night? Yeah, bro, he did secks on me really good last night. I think his name was Our-Jew-N.
When s Jewish acquaintance attempts to insincerely flatter you in the presence of others, assuming you are too stupid to get it.
(Jewish Wife) Hey Saul, did you get that goyim schmuck Harrison to fix the wiring out at the cottage yet?
(Husband Saul) No no not yet. He'll be at the party and when he's had a few I'll smother him in Jew Butter in front of the other schmucks. Never fails.
Being hit in hockey resulting in your ass ten feet away from the person who hit you.
Wow, that kid really got jew tossed by the Division 1 prospect.
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"White Jew" is an archaic term for Scottish people due to the fact that Scotsman were known for being stingy penny pinching ruthless capitalists (much like the Jewish stereotype) and Jews were not considered white at the time much like Italians or Greeks. This term fell out of favor when "white" began to apply to more and more light skinned groups, and not just western Europeans.
Scrooge McDuck is Scottish for a reason. Why do you think they call the "White Jews?"
A very irritating person who tends to blame you for things that are absolutely ridiculous.
Person: Oh shit that was my dog in my blankets ive been kicking for 45 minutes
Blame jew: Its your fucking fault you moronic sub-creature failed abortion fucker
Person: woah calm your tits jesus christ
Blame jew: YOU DID 9/11
I’m sorry if I’m annoying you guys.
I’m just starting to get a little edgy. I feel like I’m stuck in a rut.
I’m not really sure what to do. And my future seems a bit uncertain…
Sorry UD Jews