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the most badass person ever..he will fist pump your asshole to a bloody pulp. he lives in NJ, and works at the meat room in foodtown. yes boys and girls, he plays with meat for a living..
but! he lives in a cave, of darkness and despair. he looks like a sweet kid on the outside but is a monster waiting to rip your soul out; girls watch out..when you anger him, he will rip your ovaries out and make you wear it as a necklace.
secret super power... GO SPIDEY GO!
whats the difference between christopher david vargas and chuck norris? nothing.
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the best thing you can watch in the world noting else
person 1- what are you watching
person 2-the best thing in the world
person1-Disney channel
person 2- NO?!!? DAVID DOBRIK'S VLOG
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People named David who are shorter than average... aprox. 4'9.5" - 5'1.5"
Known for constantly thinking about watching porn & watches porn every second he can.
'I know 3 short Davids & they're all the same... it's bizarre!' dirty little davids
Gets aroused easily over little things.
Will jerk off anywhere!!
Has been caught jerking in weird places including a kitchen sink.
"Where's David?"
"if he dissappears for too long he's definitely jerking off somewhere..."
Dirty Little David
Everyone has noticed Dirty Little David trying to hide his erection at some stage...
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A porno about Jizzing in Ireland
Did you see all that jizz in David Baileys Irish Creme?
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To indiscriminately like random things particularly on Facebook.
Facebook User found a worm with a shiny arse on farmville
Thompson David Likes This!
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Jordan Harold David inch lives in the scummiest house in the whole of the Isle of Wight. This fruity don thinks he is from the ends yet he sniffs his mums knickers styll, if you youts have ever come in close contact with this creature wash your hands with bleach for at least 39 and a half weeks, cause this geez is proper filthy. Jordan will never get a job casue he wastes his money on greasy takeaway form the local chinkys. He loves to make new friends on the bus, I've seen the people he makes friends with and they clearly have been beaten by there parents as a child and become a poor excuse for a human, you know its peak when you can't get gyallie cause of the stench marinated into your North face puffa, you have never seen such a horrible person in your life.
Girl 1: Have you seen that new kid on the block?
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*
The cutest, hottest, funnest, sweetest, boy you can ever meet.
Your literally the luckiest person ever if you get to be with him.
Jdgt111: hey my names John david gravel the 3rd
Person: omg! Marry me!