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Noun: Injury sustained from excessive douche exposure
Adjective: The quality of being massively douchey
"I ended up talking for a half hour to some guy with too much hair gel and a screen-printed dress shirt. I have a nasty douche-bruise."
"David? Total Douchebruise."
As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.
1. A total idiot
2. a good substitution for the "c-word"
Man that guy is being such a cooter douche
Ever find yourself stuck in a moment when you wish you could cleanse yourself free from lifes filth?
Then take a moment to douche it out, meaning to start over again with a clean slate.
"I can't believe I just caught my parents having sex. I need to douche it out and forget it happened."
Someone who manages to surpass all forms of douchery, even the Douche Tanker. A man or woman who is such a douchebag that their colleagues wish they were never born.
Joe: "Man, Johnny is being a real jerk today."
Henry: "You could say he's being a Douche Supertanker."
a term used to describe someone who is too much of a douchebag to even be called a douchebag; their douche-ness has far surpassed normal douche level.
"dude, that guy is such a douche, he's far beyond the level of douchebag."
"Yeah, he is a douche-behemoth."
Morgan Krause. Un-wanted or un-needed correcting of text messages.
Stop correcting me you spelling douche, I hate texting. Call me!