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One who has reached the highest levels of performance as a douche bag.
Luke, I thought you were just a douche canoe, but I can see that you are really a douche barge.
The act of gorging on apple cores, pizza crust, cat food and spam. Then drink two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 and or Thunderbird. As soon as all items have been consumed, start eating your girlfriends vagina until you vomit inside of her vagina.
Albert caught his girlfriend cheating and decided he would clean out her whore pussy with a Hobo Douche.
1. I snorkel used to navigate your way through copious amounts of douche.
2. A fucking, cock sucker.
1. Guy 1: "THERE'S SO MUCH DOUCHE!!!"
Guy 2: "Good thing I brought my Douche Snorkel."
2. Guy 1: " I heard Jimmy fucked your mom."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a total douche snorkel."
when you dont want to deal with a pedicure, you simply want to clean the fuck out of one toe
pedicures are too expensive, imma get a toe douche to clean this baby out
A person who is frustrating you and there is nothing you can do or say about it so you go to the walk-in cooler and make up names for that person frustrating you
(*generally reserved for petty self-conversation)
"Why you such a Douche Canoosh, Dr. Frank?" Dakota said as Frank danced dandily in the street.
A douche you take with you on your travels.
I used my portable douche last night because I was about to get nailed!
As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.