half-your-age-plus-seven

The lower limit on the age of a potential partner for a person over 14, by socially acceptable standards. Used as a rule of thumb.

The converse is twice-(your-age-minus-seven).

The following online calculator makes the math easy and also calculates how long until an UNacceptable relationship becomes acceptable:
tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7

tinyurl(dot)com/halfpls7

Dave: Yeh man, I totally banged that Kath chick last night.
John: Are you a pedo?! She's 15!
Dave: Nah, she's 15 and a half, half-your-age-plus-seven, I'm 17, so half my age is 8.5 and plus seven is 15.5.
John: ...Doesn't change the fact that she's my sister...

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40 Bucks and Half a Subway Sandwich

When a guy agrees to his group of friends that he’ll let an ugly girl suck his dick. After the boy gets his dick sucked, the group of friends owe him 40 bucks and half a subway sandwich of any kind.

Bro, Bobby totally just pulled a 40 bucks and half a subway sandwich! Definitly wasn’t worth it.

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Tid bit of half ass

A fraction of a half assed effort

We try to be everything to everyone and eventually only end up doing a tid bit of half ass for everyone.

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half a loaf is better than none

Getting less than what one wants, is still better than getting none at all.

Casey: How did work go?
Cooper: Unfortunately they cut me early, so I only get paid for half a day.
Casey: Well, half a loaf is better than none.

Mile High Club Half Member

Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.

Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.

Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!

Guy 1: Called it!

Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!

*Johnny guy drinks*

Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.

Half your age plus five

Same as Half your age plus seven, but is the rule in Tasmania.

Alex wanted to date Meg but the 'Half your age plus seven rule stopped them'. However they both moved to Tasmania and because of 'Half your age plus five' rule they were fine.

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Half-Cocked Vagina Monster

An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.

You're a half-cocked vagina monster.

Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!

I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!

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