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Finger Muffin Top is defined as the accumulation of excess skin and fat that bulges around a person's too-tight jewelry as it sits on either finger or wrist. Tell tale warning signs that you have finger muffin top would be the indentation of the jewelry on your body if you attempt to slide the piece around to adjust it. Failure of the jewelry to actually move means that not only do you probably have finger muffin top but you are actually endangering yourself.The cutting off of circulation is another sign that you are wearing something in the wrong size.
Judy, the 300 lb. cocktail waitress with the short vocabulary and even shorter sausage like fingers, wore a lot of rings. When she handed us our drinks, and her bloated man-hands were in our faces, her finger muffin top hung out over her cheap gold-plated cubic zirconia fashion rings.
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The illegitimate female love child conceived between Bigfoot and the Spankmeister.
Not hard to believe that scarey hairy ho came from Bighoof an the Spanky... She is definitely a Bigfoot Spank Muffin.
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When transactions are going smoothly, everything falls into place and you and your commarades are on the up and up. When good news and logistics fall into play and you are left with an overwhelming ephoria about life and your day.
Hey, I just learned your stock options vested leaving you with a very lucrative portfolio this morning.
Response: "Sweet Muffin Ass"
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my lover thought I was enjoying myself, but I was bluffin' with my muffin
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The Ultimate Male Fantasy:
Either a muffin in the shape of a lady, or a living female, fully composed of muffin, both varieties have a disticnt lack of clothing. The only essential ingrediant is the cherry placed in the middle.
Adam: Dude!, your eating a naked muffin lady!
Ally: I know!, it's awesome!, and i just popped the cherry!!!, i have a whole box of naked muffin ladies, you want one?
Adam: Hell yeah i do!!!
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A group of drunk girls, with an obsession for muffins. Blewburry, Churrie,Watamullen, Cranburry, BANANA
Here at Cunt Muffin Crew we know that muffins make the best of breakfasts so why not try all of our exciting new Flavas.
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The worlds greatest pie, yet to be made. The makers of the pie, Jamie and Calum have been planning it for years. It is filled with cherries, muffins and cherry muffins. It will soon be made and will be the worlds favorite pie.
What sort of pie you want Weebl?
I want Cherry Muffin Pie.
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