I'm Making Fucking Mac N Cheese

when you're making mac n cheese and nobody can stop you.

Broly: I'M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP M-

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I'm gonna shove it up my ass

another way of saying "I love it so much"

Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?

Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

Friend: what

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I'm eating movies (ani ochel sratim)

A term in Hebrew which is used when weird and surreal events happen to someone.

John just saw his dog getting eaten by an alien.
John : oh..I'm eating movies..

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I love you but I'm not in love with you

Definition:

I don't love you.

#1 "You.. You're breaking up with me?"
#2 "I love you but I'm not in love with you."
#1 "Oh, that's OK then."

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Thats what i'm talking about

A catch phase utilised when cum bubbles are blown from an orifice.

Show me those bubbles...Ahhh Thats what I'm talking about

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You're getting yours, I'm getting mine.

Everyone else is out there getting theirs. Make sure you're taking one and getting one for yourself. While everyone is out there having a good time, you're out there having a fucking great time. Take what you want and have one for you.

Dude 1: "Hope you're getting yours, I'm getting mine."

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I'm Gonna Get You Succotash Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with succotash

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I'm Gonna Get You Succotash Burger, you should try it!"

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