Beer Monkey

The knuckle-dragging, Darwin-defying, "missing link" to homo sapiens whom you would never see without a beer in hand and whose entire contribution to society is that they're sometimes the "life of the party" despite the fact that their speech is neanderthal and their opinions, when vocalized, are barbaric.
Overpopulated within "frat houses", while shunning true fraternity because "it's gay"

"look at that beer monkey drooling all over the couch"
"that f*cking beer monkey just puked on my shoes!"

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Beer League Legend

A person who starts beer league at a young age, and continues with it for the rest of his life. Plays 40 year careers with dreams of making the NHL. Most players that play beer league often wear # 5 and go have the first name Jason .

Did you see Jason play hockey yesterday, he has like 20 goals in 10 games.. Thats a BEER LEAGUE LEGEND !

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Hold my beer

Last thing you say before wakin up at the hospital

We were having a sick night yesterday and the last thing I remember is saying "Hold my beer and watch this".

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beer dick

to force one to sclice off one of their extremeties, namely their dick, and fill it with beer to the point of erection, at which point the "beer dick" is inserted into the victim's rectal passageway

if rabone doesn't bone rabeen's girlfriend he's gonna get beer dicked

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2 beer queer

Someone who acts drunk after consuming very little alcohol

Koniell is a 2 beer queer , "can i lay Erin"

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Beer Pong Troll

The person who doesn't make a shot the entire game. They are then forced to sit under the table and be made fun of until the next game is over.

Many pictures should be taken.

Holy shit you suck! How could you not make one shot during a whole game of beer pong. Get under the table you beer pong troll!

HEY EVERYONE THIS LOSER JUST GOT TROLLED!

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four-beer range

the period after which a drunk guy is likely to make a hyperbolic statement that is usually wildly contrived and dorky, often times triggered by the overriding stimulus most proximate.

You could tell Stacy had hit four-beer range when he said the food from Lil' Porgies was "probably the best BBQ in the state of Illinois."

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