Hold my beer

Last thing you say before wakin up at the hospital

We were having a sick night yesterday and the last thing I remember is saying "Hold my beer and watch this".

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Hospital

The first place you wake up at, after you say: "Hold my beer and watch this".

Yesterday we were having a sick night, but then we ended up in the hospital cuz he broke a leg.

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Beef

(v) - to fuck

Brian: Wow, Stewie, you look exhausted!
Stewie: Yeah, cuz i was up super late last night beefing your mom!
Brian: My mom's dead.
Stewie: Yeah cuz I beefed her to death!

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Unprotected Sex

See Sex.

Unprotected Sex is the sex that counts. Change my mind.

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