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Self-Love Day
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!
If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you
Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders
Friend 1:I'm useless
Friend 2: Hey! It's September 1st! I will fight you!
no simping for a boy named stefan
Him: Hey are you gonna fuck stefan tonight
Her: no its no stefan september
Give the tall people a.k.a. the people over 5’4 5 dollars today
Person 1- oh hello it’s September 9
Person 2- yup pay up
Person 1- ok ok
Free pie day! A day to achieve world peace through the distribution of pies without charge
Joseph: Hey man, do you want a free pie? September 9 is free pie day!
Earl: Thanks, I love pies! This inspired me to bake my own pies and give them to my neighbors!
The most popular birthday in the USA. People born this day are either narcissistic or very kind. If you know someone with this birthday do not get them mad. They probably have very bad anxiety and ocd.
When is your birthday
September 9th
So is mine
The day all Urban Dictionary user watch Return of The King starring Elijah Wood.
Person A: It’s September 22!
Person B: *slowly slides the extended version of return of the king into the DVD player*
September 22 is gonna be the best day of your life, seriously you don’t have to do one of those dumb “to lock it in” things you’re just gonna have a really good day. Whether it’s tomorrow in weeks are in a year that means you’re gonna have a really good day still.
i’m scared for tommorow
why?
i’m not sure.
well don’t be
why?
because it’s september 22!
oh yay!!!