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Osama Bin Laden's lesser known brother who does magic tricks
Now trying to enter the country, Sim Sa La Bim
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when u cum in a bitch when shes on her period and eat her out.
My boy Dale a sick fuck on the weekends he hunts down bitches so he can pull off a las vegas shrimp cocktail.
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When a toilet doesn't flush but people keep shitting on top of the week old shit and no one calls the plumber.
Kelsey, you've got some las vegas toe jam going on in your bathroom... better clean that up real fast.
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Booter De La Cruz commonly know as Booter.
Definition: a bottle of stuff
Commonly drank by leprechauns
Looking to quench your thirst after a long day fighting the night man? Fight milk just not doing it for you? Look no further at Booter De La Cruz.
Im dieing for a bottle of Booter
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A half rhino, half giraffe looking animal that lives in the storage closets of night clubs.
I was gonna hook up with that girl, but there was a bisquette de la bouche already in the storage closet.
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A cuban midget troglodyte, known to be a basement dweller and unemployed. Usually found on chathour everyday, when not he is spotted drinking from his own colostomy bag, and dating his hand puppet.
That carlos de la cerda sure is an unemployed
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You're on spring break in Vegas with some of your frat brothers and you meet these chicks from Minnesota or some shit. At 7 a.m. you finally crawl into their hotel room to pass out. Suddenly, you wake up feeling something weird and you notice the girl next to you is giving you a hand job.
Ex-girlfriend: How was vegas?
Guy: It was so fun! We met these fun girls and just passed out in their room.
Ex-girlfriend: Did anything happen?
Guy: No, we just slept.
6 months later...
Guy (drunk): Remember that time I told you about that girl over spring break... she totally gave me a Las Vegas Wake-up!!!
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