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A game where four men stand in a circle with their pants down and dicks erect. They begin to smack their penises together by thrusting their hips (as no hand contact is allowed). The object of the game is to climax as quickly as possible. Once you achieve ejaculation, you are safe. The jizz is collected in a cup and the person who does not ejaculate drinks the contents of the cup. *You MUST be strait to play.*
The boys went to the bathroom and engaged in a competitive match of Fiddle-Dicks.
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When teeing off during a game of golf, if a male fails to hit his ball past the ladies tee blocks, he must open his fly and let he penis hang out in full view for the remainder of the hole.
I had three dick outs last Saturday. How embarrassing.
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The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.
Dont touch me with your crusty dick beaters!
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the goo that is released from a guy's cock after he comes
Damn! I came a lot last night after fucking this ho Amanda. You should have seen the amount of dick spit I left all over her face.
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"Homemade" and "All Natural" adhesive substance made from a man's penile secretions, especially when sticking two pages of a magazine or other literary work together.
Crap! I ran out of Elmer's glue for my school project, better make some dick paste.
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When you fuck a chick in the ass then pull out your dick and find its got shit on it.
"Yeah I fucked that chick in the ass then she sucked my mud dick."
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Noun/adjective. In the top five of worst things imaginable. Picture a burlap sack of severed, bloody dicks. Yep, pretty much the worst thing ever.
I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.
"I drank too much last night, and now this morning I feel like a giant bag of dicks."
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"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."
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"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."
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