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a speicial ed teacher thts hair is hot and attidue is hotter and looks like a a fuckin druged out ho wearin 50 diferent colors lookin like a clown
fire crotch: no u cannot sit there! go in the corner
gangsta: fuck u bitch
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That period before actually getting ousted from your job. In politics this often involves leaking a false resignation story to the media to lay the groundwork for the real firing a few days later.
I think I got pre-fired today.
Why?
They moved me to a windowless office in the basement.
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Someone who is especially good at something.
Paul: "Yo, Aditya got a 92 on the calculus midterm!"
Andrew: "Makes sense, he's a fire man."
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Doing anal raw with no lube after Taco Tuesday.
My wife said she wanted to do a Guatemalan fire starter so I had to cook some tacos!
This is a sexual act. It is when you cover your penis in honey and lay it on a fire ant hill. After achieving erection because of fire ant bites, you fuck a watermelon, thus, extinguishing the fire.
"Quick, pass me the watermelon, I'm super hard and it burns. 'Here comes the Nigerian Fire Extinguisher'"
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A fuck you fire ฤ fuhk yoo fahyuh r
Noun
1.A fuck you fire is a fire intended to inspire as well as stoke the metaphorical flames of the surrounding environment and attendees, especially during times of inclement weather.
2. A fire so astounding it figuratively flips off the weather.
Wow this weather is going to shit, time to build a good ol fuck you fire.
Stand back and admire the size of that fuck you fire.
We've got so much wood here, might as well build a fuck you fire.
The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)
Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!