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When a guy agrees to his group of friends that he’ll let an ugly girl suck his dick. After the boy gets his dick sucked, the group of friends owe him 40 bucks and half a subway sandwich of any kind.
Bro, Bobby totally just pulled a 40 bucks and half a subway sandwich! Definitly wasn’t worth it.
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A fraction of a half assed effort
We try to be everything to everyone and eventually only end up doing a tid bit of half ass for everyone.
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Getting less than what one wants, is still better than getting none at all.
Casey: How did work go?
Cooper: Unfortunately they cut me early, so I only get paid for half a day.
Casey: Well, half a loaf is better than none.
Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.
Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.
Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!
Guy 1: Called it!
Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!
*Johnny guy drinks*
Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.
Same as Half your age plus seven, but is the rule in Tasmania.
Alex wanted to date Meg but the 'Half your age plus seven rule stopped them'. However they both moved to Tasmania and because of 'Half your age plus five' rule they were fine.
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An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.
You're a half-cocked vagina monster.
Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!
I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!
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Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince is the book in which Dumbledore dies and the wizarding world comes to an end as we know it.
Harry Pottter Fans *reads Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince*
Dumbledore *dies*
Harry Potter Fans *omg*
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