A person whom is both weird and an emo child. Hes got an amazing smile and an asymmetrical face. He cares for his friends but they fall for him easily.
friend: do you see that kid wearing black over there?
me: oh ya his name is probably Jacob
friend: oh my friend really likes him
Polio addict. Yacob. Wierd-ass short kid. Writes books. Hates people. YEET.
A fat bitch who sits across from me in World History and he always wears a trump 2020 hat.
Look at this absolute loon!
That's Jacob.
A name of a person who is most likely to own at least 1 Borzoi.
"Dude, did you see Jacob's new Borzoi?"
"He got another one?? How many does he have??"
"He just got his 17th!"
someone who likes eating grass
jacob likes grass, he’s basically grass
Jacob is a guy who cant drive and will probably crash his car a month after his driving test. He is hugely charismatic and handsome and is the sorta guy to never cheat on his GF. That wont stop him from trying to get with his best friends ex's though...
"Have you seen how sexy Jacob is today? I wish my bf was like him"