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Reset Bitch is the unlucky individual who has the utmost displeasure of bending down - most of the time leaving a comfortable position - to hit the reset switch on game consoles that were made prior to the year 2000. Reset Bitches are the person who is present in a group of friends that are gathered around a video game, and they usually don't get a turn on the video game themselves.
Friend 1: "Ah, shit. I need somebody to reset my Atari! I don't feel like leaning over to reset it."
Friend 2: "Fuck that, I'm not doing it!"
Friend 3: "Ha, I'm not gonna do it either!"
Friend 4: "Wha- What? Why is everybody looking at me?"
Friends 1 - 3: "You're gonna be our Reset Bitch."
Friend 4: "NOOOOOOooooooo."
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A fat trash talking hateful bitch (usually lives in a trailer park) that pretends to be your friend while waiting for the opportunity to fuck u over by stealing your money your belongings or your boyfriend. Then when confronted about her trashy bitch behavior she will cuss u out and call u names.
Fuck off your nothing but a trashbag bitch!
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A bottom girl, a bottom woman or bottom bitch, sits atop the hierarchy of prostitutes working for a particular pimp. A bottom girl is usually the prostitute who has been with the pimp the longest and consistently makes the most money. Being the bottom girl gives the prostitute status and power over the other women working for her pimp. However, the bottom girl also bears many responsibilities. In U.S. v. Pipkins, the Eleventh Circuit described the bottom girl’s duties as "working the track in her pimp’s stead, running interference for and collecting money from the pimp's other prostitutes, and looking after the pimp's affairs if the pimp was out of town, incarcerated, or otherwise unavailable". Similarly, the PIP Training Manual explains the bottom girl’s obligations may include handling finances and training and recruiting other prostitutes. Bottom girls may also instruct and advise new pimps on the ways of the prostitution business. The Pimp Game, a published instructional guide for pimps, compares the bottom girl to a coach in the NBA, i.e. a former player who "knows the ins and outs of the game", and explains that, like the NBA coach, she is "the least paid on the team, but the one who works the hardest". She also has the most interaction with her pimp's prostitutes, giving them "pep talks" and keeping them in the game.
I've been a bottom bitch for 5 years.......
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In all actuallity, a contradictory term because of the difficulty of having a friend like this. But it is a prior friend who has recently got a girlfriend or fuck friend and ditches you and your old friends to have sex with his prospective partner, who he believes will be with forever... loser. In all honestly, we all potentially have these in different degrees as we all know, sex is awesome and in our attempts to both combine sex with our good friends we finally determine it is an impossibility. Basically experience with these succupuses or succubuses will bring us all back to reality.
Bitch friends come to light around the end of high school and throughout college
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Someone Who is Fake Basically a wannabe their trying to be something there not.
this girl is trying to ACT ghetto big and tuff when you no she really isnt. You say stop trying to act like your a ghetto ass bitch what you really are is a Prototype bitch.
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A female who is having a romantic or sexual relationship with another female's significant other or spouse. She may truly be in love with the "taken" individual. The "taken" person may or may not necessarily reciprocate the feelings, but the fact remains nonetheless that s/he has a "main girl" and is cheating on her with this female.
As it turned out, Ashley was James's side bitch, and we were just as shocked as anyone else.
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Basically this is just a guy who has a very high position on the friends ladder. So far up the friends ladder that he gets the dubious honor of getting to provide all the intimacy that a girl is missing when she's off fucking guys who basically don't care about her like outlaw bikers and band members. So he gets to be the proxy father/confessor/friend/teddy bear for her, depending on what she is missing at the time. Perhaps the only consolation of this is a ladder jump to the real ladder seems statistically a little more likely to succeed. Of course, when one is that high up the fall is dreadful indeed...(courtesy of intellectualwhores.com)
Oliver sacrifices dinner, as Cuddle Bitches do, to comfort his lady friend and compensates by eating 2 Oporto meals the next day.
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