Rolling up some fire ass weed.
Yeah bro I got some ceaser salad rolled up.
A sexual move usually performed after eating Italian food. A man contorts his penis into a tortellini shape, farts and then has his salad tossed.
“I wasn’t sure if it was gay or not, but Stacey was full in on the hot tortellini salad, so it’s got be no-homo.”
When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.
Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?
A yummy virgin that just looks like she's begging for cum.
That girl is a Yummy Salad. Lets follow her into that bathroom now.
When you ejaculate on your partners asshole and then eat out their asshole.
"Hey baby, my shitbox needs some ranch salad "
The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver that is the combination of the Dutch Oven and Tossing ones Salad. Specifically it is when one eats out another's ass, then has a blanket pulled over them to trap them in the act, then gets farted on.
Oh man, I totally gave her a Dutch Salad and she loved it!
A hairy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting
Dude: Bae give me a hairy sloppy salary
His girl: a wha-?
A hairy sloppy salad is when a man wants his girlfriend or partner to eat his ass like a salad with excessive spitting