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On our bus, taking a shower means masturbating...especially if your name is will. Yeah, will, we all know it's true.
-julie-
"I'm gonna go take a shower...I'll talk to you tomorrow."
"But, will, you have taken like five showers today..."
"Yeah, well...i gotta go take a shower."
"Well, go have fun taking a shower"
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To masturbate into a trash can, usually outdoors.
I'll come over after I take out the trash.
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To Eiffel tower a girl.
This chick is smoking hot. Lets get her drunk and take her to paris 2nite!
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This is the female version of take one for the team...
when a group of girls all aim to have sex with a group of hot guys
Becca are you taking one for the team?
Oh ayeee Robyn im going to take one for the team!!
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to take something meant in a joking manner way to seriously. To lack an understanding of sarcasm
butt hurta total myra
Dude! I was joking. Why do you have to take it up the ass?
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the process of smoking marijuana until one becomes stoned.
Me and billy just got off a long hard day at the office, so we began taking care of buisness and forgot all about the day.
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A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.
Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated Taking the Peanut over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…
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