It's another absurd way of saying a dick which spurts out cum or sperm whichever. It's not actually purple but you get the jest.
Why don't you explore the purple headed yogart slinging dragon
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n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.
"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."
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To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.
masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off
I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.
It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.
"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"
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Little Tiny Purple Peace People or (LTPPPs) are a civilization of sixth graders (or above) who enjoy having fun enough to not care what other people think of them. At least to an extent. Just not when their crushes are around. This civilization may make up new words, such as ooch, yuy, avesome, and eep. They listen to strange music. They are the bane of the popular people's existence. Anyone who does all these things is considered part of the LTPPP civilization, no matter where they live.
Conformist #1: When that Little Tiny Purple Peace Person walked by, I felt a rush of empowerment!
Conformist #2: I know, I really wish I knew what all of their new words mean!
LTPPP: OOCH!!!!
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Ken's Grandaddy Purple, is a highly potent and extremely more rare strain of Grandaddy Purple, made
by taking the base genetics of Grandaddy Purple and recrossing them to recreate the strain from scratch. Contrary to what is written above it's genetics are Dutch passion Lavender #1 and Original Big Bud (which despite it's shwaggy reputation, is actually very potent when it is not overbread.) Both were grown from Amsterdam seed stock and crossed to recreate fresh genetics. The difference between the standard grandaddy and the much more stinky and resinous Ken's is that the Ken's is only a few generations from the original mother stock. Where as the clones floating around the club can be hundreds or even thousands of generations down the road. It is also called "OG GRANDADDY" because it is the strain in it's original glory. It is not a cross of OG KUSH AND GRANDADDY PURPLE as people will try to tell you. The strain was kept under wraps by a small inner circle of medicinal growers for many years, but has begun to surface as clones in several clubs in the Northern California, Bay Area
"Oh shit, is that the Ken's?"
"Man that OG grandaddy is off the hook"
"throw some of that OG GDP down on this here blunt"
"Ken's Grandaddy Purple aka OG Grandaddy."
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The person that you only get to be with inside of your dreams and imagination.
Ondreaz: who has your Black and Purple hearts?
Tony: Charli does.
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