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a speicial ed teacher thts hair is hot and attidue is hotter and looks like a a fuckin druged out ho wearin 50 diferent colors lookin like a clown
fire crotch: no u cannot sit there! go in the corner
gangsta: fuck u bitch
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That period before actually getting ousted from your job. In politics this often involves leaking a false resignation story to the media to lay the groundwork for the real firing a few days later.
I think I got pre-fired today.
Why?
They moved me to a windowless office in the basement.
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Someone who is especially good at something.
Paul: "Yo, Aditya got a 92 on the calculus midterm!"
Andrew: "Makes sense, he's a fire man."
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Doing anal raw with no lube after Taco Tuesday.
My wife said she wanted to do a Guatemalan fire starter so I had to cook some tacos!
A fuck you fire ฤ fuhk yoo fahyuh r
Noun
1.A fuck you fire is a fire intended to inspire as well as stoke the metaphorical flames of the surrounding environment and attendees, especially during times of inclement weather.
2. A fire so astounding it figuratively flips off the weather.
Wow this weather is going to shit, time to build a good ol fuck you fire.
Stand back and admire the size of that fuck you fire.
We've got so much wood here, might as well build a fuck you fire.
This is a sexual act. It is when you cover your penis in honey and lay it on a fire ant hill. After achieving erection because of fire ant bites, you fuck a watermelon, thus, extinguishing the fire.
"Quick, pass me the watermelon, I'm super hard and it burns. 'Here comes the Nigerian Fire Extinguisher'"
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