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Weed good enough for that one friend who is cheap
Zurlo buys the cheapest weed. I sold him zurlo weed
Carson Weed is a middle school student with blonde hair. He is a mega duchebag who gets no action. Carson Weed is also secretly gay and has dreams of becoming a pornstar with lots of hairy men.
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In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).
I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.
a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized
John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"
Take ketanin and smoke weed, so that you're a k hole, but it's a weed hole, and you can't move for like an hour or so, then you wake up with the most badass munchies and devour all the food that was meant to last you the whole festival
Hey chocolate medal guy, do you wanna do k-weed?
Obviously dude, stupid question!
guy 1 - That babe with the purple towel reading a book just sparked a blunt
guy 2 - Ayy she's fire! I love weed-nerds, I'm boutta walk over and spit some game
guy 1 - Nah guy, I got dibs hahah
Funny weed man is the sexiest, funniest , weediest man alive. So sexy he wven gets confused for drake🤦😭❤️
“Woah is fhat drake?”
“Nah thats funny weed man”