A seating position used by people with the lack of an ass to make it appear as though they have one. Involves curving the back forward, while leaving the ass in a normal seated positron.
Even though she really had no ass, the illusory ass position made it look like she did.
Austin practices recreational ass insulfation with ken dolls
A person who is unable to take a joke or has no humor at all
Hey kevin is being a hard ass when i told a joke
Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.
Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!
Where you have two distinct moles that look like nipples on your ass cheeks to make them resemble breasts.
"Hey, have you seen Kevin's ass tits? Those things are massive!"
When a person is confused about whether they are seeing boob cleavage or butt crack, the safe guess is a combination of both.