diet which only consists of DICK
yeah i was with my boyfriend last night he really helps me stay on track with my dick only diet
A sexual act, where the guy (named or not named Kyle) works a full shift or goes hard in the gym, making his dick extra salty or smelly. He then goes home to his Girlfriend or Wife and tricks her into sucking it, and it tasting like a mis ordered jar of Dill Pickles that you got from Costco.
"Hey Kyle, how did you night go?"
"Good man, i got home and trick my girl into a KYLE'S DILL DICK", made her throw up"
When a penis has smegma and has entered a vagina on its period and got blood on it.
eg. "Damn I've got pizza dick!"
It's what your girl calls me during our conference meetings at work.
A dick shaped like the trunk of an elephant when erect
Dominic’s got a elephant dick it’s big and black I love riding it
Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
A male who uses regularly meth and is usually a douchebag. Other men cannot stand tweaker dicks because they usually will steal your drugs and your lawnmower.
Randy says: have fun with your tweaker dick boyfriend.