Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.
He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.
1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.
Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.
When a school fucks you over again and again until you kill yourself or shoot up the school.
Oh yeah, my school did a dirty htx
When someone who goes by Mystic wanted to have something in the Urban Definition for the TikTok trend.
Go to Urban dictionary type the word dirty and then put your name. Either you're legal name or your nickname. Aka. having a Dirty Mystic.
dirty zelig is when a young man who wanks into his bong before smoking it,then cries over anime porn whilst crying to his lesbian girlfriend about his baby legs!!
My mum and her big boyfriend caught me doing a dirty zelig,,the shame
A man who can cum 1 liter in 2 minutes, and then do it again in 1 hr
Bill: Richard is SUCH a dirty chipper.
Ainsley: I want him to blow a load on my face
a dirty westen is when a man has nit had sex in many moons therefore he results to men and or vacuums.
man i feel so bad for my friend he just had a dirty westen