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Dick-a-ling

Refers to a really small penis, so small you wouldn't even consider it a penis more a flap of skin covering you actual genitals

That ain't a dick it's a dick-a-ling, a flap to keep your pussy clean!!!

by Twisted6982 March 6, 2024


dick chode

In some males, as the weight of their testicles pull down on their ballsack, a fold or wrinkle of skin is created on the sides of the penis shaft. This wrinkle/fold may also extend above the penis shaft as well. *Not to be confused with fat pad or FUPA (fat above pubic area.) An example of a male dick chode can be seen on Max Riemelt with his full frontal scene in the Netflix series Sense8.

I absolutely love Max Riemelt’s dick chode!

by The Wicked Witch of Words August 17, 2019


Flubber Dick

When you've been jerking off way too hard for too, long and your dick turns red and limp.

"Oh man, last night i jerked it way too much to Monica, and now i have flubber dick"

by mannnysg September 27, 2016


Hotter than a Dick's headband

Basically when you're saying that it's fucking scorching hot outside

"Boy I tell you it's hotter than a Dick's headband outside"

by Chyna_22 August 16, 2019


wisky dick

a sweet spot right between passing out and being moderately drunk, which, in certain circumstances, can alow a man to go intercredibly long on the sex side.

dude, u hit last night?

yeah, i wisky dicked her for like 20 minutes

by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 24, 2022


Dick jacket

Another name for a condom

“I brought some dick jackets tonight”

by Frow horker March 2, 2019


Dick Jacket

condom

Wanna fuck with my dick jacket on?

by Yankeedoodle88 September 9, 2017