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The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."
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"Yesterday."
The smell of a old person
Person 1: I hate when we pass a old person
Person 2: is it because of old people smell syndrome
a day where you get to eat whoever you want and when. it is the best day ever to get a juicy snack
sommer: hey what’s today?
mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?
sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?
sommer: YES
mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤
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The kids in your school that say/act like they don't study but end up scoring really good grades.
"Oh look, it's the bad people from social".
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those oh so irritating twerps that prance around the school in the middle of winter with large parts of their body stuffed prominently into bits of clothing. They sport hair bright enough to make Monroe blind and skin that would make even the most bronze Grecian cringe.
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White people appreciation day is a day to thank all white men and women on February 12th.
Take this day as a reminder that white people have done many great things.
Guy 1 *did you hear it’s February 12th*
Guy 2 *Yah*
Guy 1 *well it’s white people appreciation day*
Guy 2 *oh yeah*
Guy 1 *well happy white people appreciation day*
Guy 2 *you too*
“White people appreciation day” is on February 12th and is a day to thank white men and women for what they have done
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George W. Bush. I can't believe so many fucking people voted for him. He is so full of shit.
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