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Jimmy The Jizzard

A short white boy with mistacle powers using his Jizzard wand to get fine women.

YO look its Jimmy The Jizzard

by jimmy the jizard February 9, 2021


emmy jimmies

Cheap shoes. Shoes that kids had to get when parents couldn't afford name brand.

Maaaan look at Joe with them emmy jimmies on!!!

by DeeMiane November 17, 2020


Stiff Jimmy

A very strong mixed drink

after a few stiff jimmys I couldn’t tell my ass from my face

by Bummerdude March 3, 2018


Jimmy Saucer

Annoys the living hell out of Kyle God Knowlton

Jimmy Saucer: Kyle you're old.
Kyle: Shut up

by Darrell DeMoss April 14, 2022


Old fashioned Jimmy

Where one tries to fit as many dicks inside their mouth, and then tries to fit that many in their ass.

This weekend should be lit, I have a bunch of guys coming over Saturday night to give me an old fashioned Jimmy! I'm gonna for for 10!

by FUwells January 12, 2022


Ruffle my jimmies

Have someone do something unpleasant to you

Aw shit dawg, you just Ruffle my jimmies

by jimmyruffler February 3, 2018


Slapping my jimmy

Masturbating

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.

by Ndnzfan January 26, 2018