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(verb) An act characterized by the compulsion of "kissing the asses" of celebrities in an attempt to exploit your own meager celebrity. From the show Chelsea Lately: Lately Lexicon Clip. See also brown nosing ass kissing
He was Michael Yo'ing all the way home with his serial celebrity ass kissing lips.
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Michael Lamb is the worst insult you can say to someone, it means you are a greasy homeless rat that stands over 6”4 and weighs the same as a new born child who no one likes and follows people around when no one in the group likes them. Everyone does the best they can to avoid this rat-like human but he seems to always spawn out of no where and give you the death stare with his disgusting warts on his mouth and his slippy gnarly greasy hair. He claims to ‘have a shower’ at lunch but everyone knows that’s a lie. He thinks he is cool and a gangster who occasionally throws out a “whats up my g” or a “gang shit bruv” and when he says this everyone laughs at what an excuse of a human he is. He barely talks and just stares into space during conversations and will only show signs of life when everyone starts laughing and he joins in but that’s usually followed by an awkward silence because when he laughs he exposes his dirty yellow primitive teeth.
Jesus that guy is such a Michael Lamb.
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fat beast who raps songs as well as wraps burrittos.
damn did u see that 300 pound girl? she be lookin all michael duranISH!!
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cumming in/on a girls eyes to where she cant see and then saying "You should have brought a snorkel!"
yea last night i gave hannah a Michael Phelps
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synonym for god, zeus etc.
also the only piece of matter in the universe to ever challenge chuck norris to a duel of life and death and still live.
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A fucking beast!!!! He is...
Half dolphin
Half Matthew Bellamy and
Half human
Sports fanatic: Did you see that Michael Phelps win his fourteenth gold medal last night?
Someone who doesn't care about watching the best swimmer in the world: nope
Sports Fanatic: you're such a fuckin loser. Go kill yourself...
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fucking fag with a small penis and likes to put stuff up his ass
Britney: did you here michael stewert put baseball bat up his ass
Kristen: holly shit
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