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A very small penis that has minimal penetration.
I didn't realize we were having sex yet due to his intradermal penis.
A normal piña colada with a little bit of semen in it
My husband makes a mean penis colada you should try it some time
A man with penises protruding from his head. The penises range in length from .00000000451 femtometers to 189,420,957 leagues long. When distressed, he will shake his head around while urinating from his head penises, blessing everyone in a 10 mile radius with a golden shower. He visits you in your dreams, telling you that your bladder will explode. Then, when you wake from the dream, your urine is in your bloodstream.
Dude, the penis master visited me in my dream, and the next thing you know my bladder explodes and I'm off to the ER.
A faincer way to either call someone gay or to call a woman a slut.
A "penis-addickt" is someone who cannot stand to stay one day without riding some penis.
Or "a blowjob addict" or "a sex addict" or just being addicted to any penis related abilities.
It also is a wordplay on "addict" and "dick" to make it sound funnier.
Person 1: "I need some MAD penis right now"
Person 2: "STOP BEING A PENIS-ADDICKT JESUS"
Someone with hair on their sides of their head . The top is Bald and looks like a penis.
Our Global Studies, teacher is bald and looks like a penis with hair so he is a Bald Penis.
you really just searched up pig penis on urban dictionary
go to hell you fucking bastard, don't take the pig penis with you
The foam noodle used for fun and general horseplay in pools or other bodies
Ex.: "Let go of my sea penis!"