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Short-Haired Porcupine

When a girl's hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy's face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy's stubble would ussually stratch her part.

Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.

Gah! You're like a short-haired porcupine down there. My face feels like it is being scratched by wire.

by Pronema January 22, 2011


Dike Hair Salon

When you wash and massage ALL the hair.

I went to Stacy's last night and she gave me a dike hair salon.

by talkshowcheat May 27, 2017


Ice Cream Hair

People that have this kind of hair are really anoying. They try to act cool and they can be in grade 7-12. They are mostly part of every gang but no one likes them.

Ew does that kid have Ice Cream Hair?

by Lebronzeo October 5, 2023


Pencil Head Hair

Very short boy hair cut worn by a girl or women.

"Her hair is so short, she looks like a boy," said Sarah, "I know, it's pencil head hair," said Bob.

"I like pencil head hair on my lesbo's" said Karen, "it doesn't get in the way."

She gave-up on being feminine and went with pencil head hair instead, she says its cooler in the summer...

by 2278 March 26, 2019


Dogs hair by the nose

Traditional hangover cure.

Before the days of paracetamol, a traditional rumoured cure for a hangover was to put a small amount of dogs hair (or a whole dog) to your nose.

The pheromones given off by canines were said to help alleviate dry mouth and headaches caused by excessive home distilled gin and other strong alcoholic drinks

Hey, Emily, my hangover is terrible today.

Try some dogs hair by the nose!

Wow, thanks, i feel so much better!

by Oz Troll January 12, 2018


toothpaste in my hair

the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste

Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.

by Toight-like-a-tygah October 7, 2019


hair goer awayer

something that you shave with a better name for razor.

Hey Tammy what is that?
It's a hair goer awayer.
do you mean razor?
NO I mean hair goer awayer.

by ummmahairgoerawayer April 26, 2021