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A faincer way to either call someone gay or to call a woman a slut.
A "penis-addickt" is someone who cannot stand to stay one day without riding some penis.
Or "a blowjob addict" or "a sex addict" or just being addicted to any penis related abilities.
It also is a wordplay on "addict" and "dick" to make it sound funnier.
Person 1: "I need some MAD penis right now"
Person 2: "STOP BEING A PENIS-ADDICKT JESUS"
The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.
Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"
Someone with hair on their sides of their head . The top is Bald and looks like a penis.
Our Global Studies, teacher is bald and looks like a penis with hair so he is a Bald Penis.
you really just searched up pig penis on urban dictionary
go to hell you fucking bastard, don't take the pig penis with you
The true battle between two guys. Two erected penises smash each other and try to make another penis eject and become flaccid first. The first penis becomes flaccid is the loser. The winner can steal his girlfriend.
Guys who good at penis battle as known as penis battler.
I want to steal your girlfriend! Let's penis battle!
The foam noodle used for fun and general horseplay in pools or other bodies
Ex.: "Let go of my sea penis!"
When a woman with a bodacious booty wears jeans but the front of the jeans hang loose in the crotch giving the illusion of having a male appendage even though you are a female
Those jeans give her a huge jeans penis. Nasty, wear something that fits that bodacious butt right!