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Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared
Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”
Gangsters tend to wear their bandana hanging out of their back right pocket. Original Gangsters (Crips) would always have a black bandana, tailing from their right back pocket. Reason for this to show that they have no affiliation with any Hispanic gangs (Sureños) who usually wear navy blue bandanas on their left back pocket. Sporting the colour blue was cool but black is what I am.
The right side is original homie, who are you ?
1. means that someone feels well again after being ill
OR
2.You got something correct
1.
A: how are you?
B: i'm right as rain
2. {usually in a test or being asked a question
A (usually a wise person/teacher): what is 146x37? Do you know the answer?
B: It's 5402
A: Right as rain!
contrary to the common misconception, this does not exist.
Driving is a privilege, and not a right.
Eric: "I have the right to drive where i like."
Police Officer: "WRONG! Driving is a luxury, buy a bike after you pay this ticket 'cause I'm revoking your license."
Something someone says once all of their brain cells must update their computer.
Jim: Hows your day?
Bob: Breathe air am I right?
Jim: ...
A really cool song by Daft Punk and Panda Bear, released on the Random Access Memories album in 2013.
Person 1: *listening to music with headphones on*
Person 2: Hey man, what are you listening to?
Person 1: It's Doin' It Right by Daft Punk and Panda Bear.
Person 2: Dude i love that song!!
Person 1: I know, right?
Attaching a harpoon to your dick and then riding (righting) a girl with it.
“I’m so down for a right hook right now!!”
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