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Reality Pirate

An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.

Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.

by theoldcrow January 13, 2012


Pirate’s Moon

A term used to describe a period of time in the night sky. This occurs when it is a cloudy night with the clouds spread out but thick enough to cover the moonlight. With the quick moving clouds, moonlight changes rapidly between lighting up the area and leaving it in darkness. The term pirates moon comes from the fact when the moon can be an advantage or a disadvantage depending on the angle. On the ocean the moonlight could help one conquer an enemy or could blind one into crashing into the shores.

Looks like a Pirate’s Moon out tonight, you know what that means

by whatsyourhandlereallylikebefr March 31, 2024


Bama Panty Pirating

When your man is wearing your dirty panties and some bitch comes and steals both your man and panties.

Stumpy's girl gonna be mad, she lost her man and undies to Bama Panty Pirating.

by Jesusfuckinchrist April 17, 2023


Thought Pirate

When a colleague coopts your ideas as their own for purposes of demonstrating their own value, intelligence, or worth. The opposite of “Thought Leader

Bill just talked about all the ideas I shared with him in our meeting as if they were his. Total Thought Pirate.

by carpitect October 16, 2018


pirate moan

A pirate moan is when a pirate moans. It’s beautiful. Baylen Levine will sometimes use this in his videos when connecting to speaker at stores. Also could be use a your new “normal” moan.

OMG why do you keep pirate moaning. Because your pirate step-mom is vaping. And frick vape. So I’m trying to cry but I’m pirate moaning.

by ThatGuyWompo August 14, 2021


pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 8, 2018


Screaming Pirate

Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!

We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!

by Muskymule August 12, 2022