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i like donald trump

the worlds biggest lie ever u fat cunt

some retard: i like donald trump

me: omg why the fuck u lyin

by kukfaen February 9, 2018

3πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


mung dai at mack donald?

do you want to go to mak donalds

ur mom is fat and her bonch is fat too

by esteban bag October 26, 2004

23πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


Your uncle Donald Trump

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and ur dog bisexual

Han : your mom gay
Luke : your dad lesbian
Han : your dog bisexual
Luke : your uncle Donald Trump
Han : *dies*

by lord.valarys March 21, 2018

1πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Supporting Donald Trump

Supporting Donald Trump i when a single child-less adult male masturbates to anime

Tim: Hey, what were you doing earlier, you never text me back?
Wade: Well I was supporting Donald Trump this morning, and I plan to do so later today.
Tim: NOICE!

by LilCrakMunchkin January 20, 2016

2πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


The World's biggest Donald (Butt ) Trump

He has a face like mushy baby food and he has large wrinkles. He has a quadruple chin and he eats too many hamburgers. He got corona and won't wear a mask. He wants everyone to get it. He doesn't care about others. FUCK DONALD TRUMP!! BIDEN2020

The World's biggest Donald (Butt ) Trump IS TURNING INTO A POOPHEAD!

by madzeeys October 19, 2020

9πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Don't be like Donald Trump

After the political/social/moral/ethical raping that the ruthlessly arrogant and soulless antichrist did to America, the American people and democracy, this will be a new idiom we will have to teach future generations. Donald Trashtrump sold himself and the U.S.A. to the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin in order to be installed in the White House in 2016. He is a FASCIST criminal who is guilty of violating the Constitution, all the laws of man and God. His bullying arrogance and narcissism are unbounded. He is an incestuous pedo raping Caligula. All previous Presidents - good, bad, ugly have a positive trait to them somewhere. Trumpster has NONE. NO redeeming value, NO class whatsoever. NO living ex-President endorsed or supported Trump's 2020 election bid. He's a sore loser who tried to launch a coup to overthrow the Congress (Republicans AND Democrats and such alike!). He's utterly worthless and needs to be executed by the government, and then have capital punishment abolished FOREVER. An evil antichrist.

1.Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to grovel on his hands and feet and hold the nails in his teeth for Jimmy Carter's Habitat For Humanity house building projects.

2. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to lick the late George Bush's wheelchair wheels.

3. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to suck Bill Clinton's dong.
4. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to lick the paint palette that George W Bush uses for his hobby (and W makes good paintings, folks!).
5. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to tongue-clean the Obama home toilet bowl.
6. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to wear a dog collar, walk on his hands and knees and scoop up dog poop with his face.
7. Spankee Boy Donnie Douchebag Treasontrump is NOT worthy to eat a used Kotex from a woman whose pussy he grabs and brags about like the juvenile that he is.

DON'T BE LIKE DONALD TRUMP.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 13, 2022

2πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College

With reference to the name, Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College looks like Donald Duck. The only difference is that he doesn't have a beak. This name originated from his surname, which is Tong (Full name in Chinese: Tong Wun-Sing). Donald Duck 's name in Chinese is Tong lou ap (Chinese: 唐老鸭). They both have Tong as their surnames and Tong Wun Sing is old. Therefore, he is often nicknamed as Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College.

Tong Wun-Sing: Good morning students!
Students: All hail Sir Donald Duck of La Salle College!

by UrbanDictNoob April 7, 2020