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When you know the world is ending take all the Drugs(weed, shrooms, xtc, LSD, all of them) known to man.
To big bang flip on 2012
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A Hard wank when your'e against the clock
my wife just said she will be home shortly, i better be banging one out
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A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.
"Hey Johnny, Look at those twins theyre so hot, Imma getting hard just lookin at them, damn I'm trynna have a schmang twang bang, too bad my schlong is 2inches"
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Five Star Restaurant Squidward goes to hide his chef boyardee beefaroni from Mr. Krabs.
Fish: Wanna eat at the shell shack?
Fish 2: Nah let's eat at booty bang jr's.
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When you interact with someone for a while on a dating app/online, have a fair amount of small talk eventually meet up and bang and proceed to immediately block them from any contact medium.
Emma: 'Went on a tinder date last night with that guy I'd been chatting to for a while'
Samantha: 'Oh how did it go?'
Emma: 'It was a classic case of Bang 'n' Block...on to the next one I suppose!'
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when two deaf people have intercorse and they can't hear eachothers moans so it sounds like retards raping a bird to us.
dude these kids at my school were silent banging in the janitors closet and i knew.... lol
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when alcoholic drinks are consumed en masse at a blistering place in order to exit an establishment and make way to the next rendezvous
chopper has just shouted a beers for kel and nathan. nathan grabs his beer while eyeing his watch and observing the time.
Nathan: what time we hitting the members, its 11am?
Chopper: i said we'd be there before 11am.
Nathan: Fuck me man, bang em.
Kel: Indeed
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